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Cannibal Restaurant



A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Grilled Republican : $20.00

Baked LIBERAL: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Liberal?'

The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.”

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